you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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