Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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