why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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