Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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