I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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