I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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