I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
