it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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