I wanna passion pit in your ass
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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