Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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