i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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