I think i sorta joined a cult last night
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Is Oprah even human
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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