Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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