I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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