she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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