batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The Olympian is in my bed
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
