At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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