they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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