D3 body, D1 cock
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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