when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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