Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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