Three words: puerto rican gang bang
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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