bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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