my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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