walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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