On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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