he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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