She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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