I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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