at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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