Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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