Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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