Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I could make wine with my vomit
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
