did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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