You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I've blown a few things in my day
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Randomize
