Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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