I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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