are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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