You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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