I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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