Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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