What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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