I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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