I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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