Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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