I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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