whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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