Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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