so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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