I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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