dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
