She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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