Those balls look pretty dangerous.
In America we eat man semen.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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