Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Please, let me fuck your mom
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
