i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I think I sprained my soul last night
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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