how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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I need you to use more vowels.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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