I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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