Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
