you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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